the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??
THIS FUCKING TEXT POST JUST STARTED THE BIGGEST DEBATE IN MY MATHS CLASS BECAUSE I READ IT OUT LOUD AND WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT A) YES YOU WOULD…
whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him
u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet