oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ā€˜what do you want to do with your life?ā€™

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dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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Even after a day this great you’re still the focal point and I hate it so much

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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mattthetechguy:

lady-annabeth-crowley:

am-i-perfectyet:

thatbatterisaspy:

Reblog if youā€™ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer

good luck figuring out which one

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What if both apply?

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