scolders:

if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out

(Source: regulative)

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so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small

tits-mcgeek:

ho-ho-my-lad:

and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

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possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.

(Source: hohomylad)

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the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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annawintour:

nosdrinker:

makin my way downtown

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walking fast

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(Source: nosdrinker)

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rneerkat:

rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats

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snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

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